Running a 120-site uptime monitor for $0/month on Cloudflare's free tier

I built a tool that answers one question: when a website won't load, is it your connection or the site? It runs two checks in parallel — measures your own line in the browser (latency + a 1 MiB download), and probes the target from Cloudflare's edge — then returns one of four verdicts: it's not you, it's you, it's both, or all clear. Demo: https://itsnotyou.site The interesting part isn't the tool, it's that the whole thing — app, ~120 monitored sites with 24h history, SSR status pages, share cards, outage alerts — runs for $0/month plus domains. The one thing that wanted to cost money Everything fit the Workers free plan except a background monitor probing ~120 sites on a tight cadence. As a Worker cron that's ~120 subrequests/run and, done naively, thousands of KV writes/day — which pushes you onto Workers Paid. The real ceiling is KV: 1,000 writes/day. So I split it. The user-facing test stays on Cloudflare — the edge probe still measures from the colo nearest the user, which is the point of edge. But the background sweep moved to a cheap VPS I already had: it probes the roster on a systemd timer and pushes results back into KV over the REST API. Staying under 1,000 KV writes/day One KV key, not key-per-site. All ~120 statuses live in a single blob. Key-per-site at sweep cadence would be millions of writes/month; a single blob is one write per sweep. Widen the cadence. I started at 2 min = 720 writes/day. Cloudflare emailed that I'd hit 50% of the daily limit (the sweep wasn't the only writer). I went to 3 min = 480/day, leaving headroom for share cards and the notify list. Move the hot counter off KV. The anonymous "tests today" counter was the sneaky risk — a traffic spike could exhaust the write budget and stall the status sweep, the one thing you can't let happen. It went to Analytics Engine instead (free, uncapped, separate budget). Now no amount of user traffic can starve the monitor. Reader and writer share code so their rules never drift: the streak/histo