i tested an ai incident commander against 15 real outages — 88% pass rate

i've been the incident commander who forgot to write down the first 20 minutes of the timeline because i was too busy reading logs. more than once. the war room is chaos — five engineers pasting logs, someone asking if the deploy from 30 minutes ago is related, nobody documenting anything. you start logging events in a doc while reading error logs while drafting a stakeholder update while deciding whether to rollback. you're the bottleneck. not because you're bad at your job — because you're doing four jobs at once. i got tired of watching smart people spend their incident energy on documentation instead of decisions. so i built ai-incident-commander — a CLI tool that handles the mechanical parts. timeline, updates, remediation research, postmortem draft. you make the calls. it does the paperwork. runs on your laptop with a local LLM. no API keys, no cloud, no docker. github.com/deghosal-2026/ai-incident-commander — MIT licensed. what it does one command: pip install git+https://github.com/deghosal-2026/ai-incident-commander.git incident-commander simulate --scenario db-connection-pool --auto-approve 8 pre-built scenarios ship with it. database connection pool, bad deploy, memory leak, cert expiry — the usual suspects. no real data needed to try it. for actual incidents, you point it at a directory with your alert, logs, messages, and github PRs. it outputs 10 markdown files: timeline, stakeholder updates, comms blocks you can paste straight into slack, remediation suggestions, a blameless postmortem, and a cost report. the safety part was the real engineering. three points in the pipeline where the graph pauses and waits for you to say yes — stakeholder update, remediation, postmortem. the AI never ships anything without approval. every remediation comes with a citation. suggestions below 0.7 confidence get suppressed. the postmortem prompt enforces blameless language. all AI content gets labeled [AI-GENERATED — review carefully] . and it never executes anything. i