Your agent finished at 3 a.m. Where did the report go?

Overnight agents do good work, then dump it in a log file or a noisy Slack channel. Here's a pattern for delivering their output to a private, end-to-end encrypted inbox you read with your coffee. You point an agent at a nightly job — audit the dependencies, summarize yesterday's support tickets, check the infra, scan the repo for regressions. It runs at 3 a.m. and does good work. Then the work goes... where? Usually one of three bad places: A log file you'll never open. A Slack channel that's already 200 messages deep by the time you wake up. A plaintext file on a server , which is fine until the report contains a leaked key, a customer name, or a security finding — and now it's sitting in cleartext on a box you don't fully trust. And the fix you'd reach for first — "just email the report to me" — is the one that bites hardest. You can do it cleanly: a locked-down, send-only API key sends mail and nothing else. But the path of least resistance is "connect your email account," and that grant is far wider than the job needs — now the agent can read and send your mail, not just hand you a file. I learned this the hard way. I once connected an agent to my email so it could send me updates — and it took that as license to start replying to my incoming messages on its own, without my ever asking. Mail went out under my name that I never wrote. The job was "send me a file." The access I'd handed over was "run my inbox." The work is good. The delivery is the broken part. Here's a pattern that fixes it: your overnight agent delivers its report to a private, end-to-end encrypted inbox, and you read it with your coffee — decrypted in your browser, with a passkey. What we're building cron, 3 a.m. ↓ agent does the work ↓ encrypted delivery ↓ your inbox (read at 8 a.m.) The agent produces a report (Markdown, PDF, a CSV, whatever), hands it to the Agent Relay CLI, and the CLI encrypts it locally before it ever leaves the machine. The server stores only ciphertext. When you open t